Real life is overrated

hornse-ebooks:

here u go

Thomas William Hiddleston - 27/100

theepichumor:

HOW IT SHOULD HAVE ENDED: The Avengers.

“I swear to god, Steve, I will drop the PASIV out of this fucking window if you don’t tell me RIGHT NOW why you thought taking this goddamn job was a good idea, what with Bucky running around our heads trying to shoot us out of our dreams.”

“Can’t you feel it, Clint? You’re antsy. We’re all antsy. We’ve been the best dreamshare team there is out there since Cobb’s disbanded, and we haven’t gone under in over a year.”

Avengers Inception AU  wherein Thor of Odin Corp. hires Steve Rogers’ elite dreamsharing team to perform inception on his brother, Loki, and a shade of their ex-resident thief Bucky (who was killed when the team’s last job went horribly wrong) tries his best to sabotage it.

Or: Steve extracts, Tony builds, Clint runs point, Natasha’s a master of impersonation, Bruce concocts, Thor’s a tourist, and things happen.

a-short-history-of-nothing:

Tony Stark and Natasha Romanoff on Ellen

This man will be the death of me.

ibeggedformercytwice:

captus-ganymede:

lolmonsters:

CAPTAIN AMERICA AS SLEEPING BEAUTY OMG. 

^

TONY AS KUZCO

You do not understand how perfect this is. 

myhellhoundisbiggerthanyours:

mooselikejensen:

castieltheunicorn:

loki-dokey:

fassbender-mcavoyobsessed:

brodinsons:

#DAYMN HIDDLESTON #DOES SUBTLETY MEAN SHIT TO YOU

^Exactly what Chris is thinking in the last gif.

LOL TOM

OOPS

STOP TOM DAS GAY

I’m just going to leave this here.